Coffee Because kids are wild Mug

Parenting Fuel:
1 part caffeine, 2 parts survival instinct, 0 parts sleep.

This "Coffee: Because kids are wild" design is for the heroes who run on cold brew and goldfish crackers—because naptime is a myth and sanity is overrated.

Why Parents Live For This Mug:

⚡ Liquid Patience – Turns tantrums into "meh, I’ve seen worse"
👶 Toddler-Proof – Dishwasher safe (like your soul needs to be)
😂 Relatable AF – For when your "I’m fine" smile needs backup

Perfect For:

Your chaotic kitchen counter (next to the half-eaten toast)

Gifting to fellow zombie parents (they’ll ugly-cry laugh)

Passive-aggressive playdate hosting ("Yes, Karen, I do need this much coffee")

✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use

Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual

Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials

What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card

Price: 18$

💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.