For When Your Outfit is On Point But Your Mental Health is Not:
"My serotonin is designer, but it's still out of stock."
This dark-humor mug is for those who keep their breakdowns as stylish as their wardrobe.
Why You Need This:
🖤 Fashionably Sad - Because if you're going to cry, you might as well look good doing it
☕ Caffeinated Despair - The only thing holding your fragile psyche together
👗 Crisp Typography - So your pain at least looks polished
Perfect For:
Your therapist's waiting room (they'll nod knowingly)
Instagram flat lays (#DepressedButAesthetic)
Passive-aggressively sipping at family gatherings
✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use
Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual
Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials
What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card
Price: 18$
💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.
