I write machines obey mug

The Programmer’s Manifesto:

Code → Compile → Conquer → Repeat (with coffee)

This "I write, machines obey" design is for the keyboard warriors who speak in binary and command with caffeine. Because silicon bows to your caffeinated genius.

Why Coders Need This Mug:

⚡ Divine Right of Devs – Your keystrokes shape digital destinies
☕ Caffeinated Authority – Even bugs fear your morning brew
💻 Code Tyrant Chic – Bold, unapologetic typography

Perfect For:

Your standing desk (next to the actually ergonomic mouse)

Gifting to your most arrogant dev friend (they’ll frame it)

Server room decor (to remind the machines who’s boss)

✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:

Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use

Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual

Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials

What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card

Price: 18$

💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.