I Only Look Like This Before Coffee. Not a Zombie, Promise 🧟♀️☕
Brains? Nah. Just coffee.
This mug is made for the morning moaners, the half-asleep humans, and anyone who gives off serious undead energy before their first sip. Whether you’re stumbling to the kitchen or trying to join a meeting with one eye open, this mug says it all — no apocalypse required.
Why You Need This:
☕ Caffeine = Resurrection – Bring yourself back to life
🧠 Funny + Functional – A mug with just the right amount of creepy charm
💤 Relatable AF – For those who run on low battery until the coffee hits
Perfect For:
• Your morning shuffle from bed to brewer
• Gifting to that friend who’s dead to the world pre-caffeine
• Sipping while watching zombie flicks or surviving the weekday grind
✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use
Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual
Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials
What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card
Price: 18$
💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.
