The Real Parenting Ratio:
10% Snuggles & milestones
90% Mystery stains, sleepless nights, and why is there yogurt in the DVD player?
This "Parenting: 10% joy, 90% chaos" design is for the brave souls who survive on caffeine, sarcasm, and the occasional toddler cuddle.
Why Exhausted Parents Need This Mug:
⚡ Brutally Honest – Finally says what baby books won’t
☕ Survival Juice – Because tantrums demand extra-strong brews
🎨 Chaos-Chic – Bold typography that matches your energy (or lack thereof)
Perfect For:
Your 5AM “why are you awake?!” coffee ritual
Gifting to new parents (with a sympathy espresso shot)
Passive-aggressive kitchen decor (so your partner sees the struggle)
✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use
Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual
Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials
What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card
Price: 18$
💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.
