Raising tiny humans is my cardio Mug

The Ultimate Workout Plan:

Squats: 500x/day (picking up toys/children)

Sprints: To catch toddler before they lick the dog

Endurance: Surviving the 47th "why?" of the morning

This "Raising tiny humans is my cardio" design is for parents who’ve traded gym memberships for chasing tiny dictators—and still need caffeine to recover.

Why You Are This Mug:

⚡ No Gym Required – Your FitBit can’t even handle your step count
☕ Caffeinated Endurance – The only post-workout supplement you need
👟 Chaos-Certified – Bold typography that screams "I’m tired but alive"

Perfect For:

Your kitchen counter (next to the hidden candy stash)

Gifting to fellow zombie-parents (they’ll ugly-cry in solidarity)

Passive-aggressive decor (so your partner finally understands)

✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:

Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use

Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual

Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials

What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card

Price: 18$

💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.