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This "Parent Mode: Activated" design is for the fearless warriors who trade sleep for sippy cups and sanity for snack time. Because parenting is just advanced multitasking with more glitter and less dignity.
Why Parents Need This Mug:
⚡ Emergency Caffeine – Because 5AM wake-ups deserve hazard pay
👶 Survival Mode – Proof you can function on 2% brainpower
😂 Relatable Chaos – For when your "I’ve got this" face is a lie
Perfect For:
Your sticky kitchen counter (next to the mystery stain)
Gifting to fellow "why did I think this was a good idea?" parents
Passive-aggressive mom group meetings ("Karen, my mug is my personality now")
✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use
Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual
Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials
What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card
Price: 18$
💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.
