Quit Your Crocodile Tears Mug

"Quit Your Crocodile Tears" – For When Fake Drama Deserves Fake Sympathy

Oh please. This eye-rolling croc has seen your "emergencies" before – and honey, that 3 AM text about your ex’s Instagram post isn’t it. A mug for those who weaponize sarcasm as a love language.

Why This Bites Back:
🐊 Professional Side-Eye – That "bless your heart" energy in reptile form
☕ Sip of Shade – Perfect for dramatic coworkers/relatives/frenemies
💅 Petty Croc Energy – Because sometimes "aww" should really mean "absolutely not"

Best Served:
• At family dinners (when Aunt Karen starts politics)
• On your desk (as a warning to complainers)
• Gifted to your no-nonsense bestie (paired with wine)

✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS:
Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use

Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual

Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials

What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card

Price: 18$

💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE! 

Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.

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