Parental Warning: Contents may include:
• 2% Sanity
• 98% Coffee & Pure Willpower
This "Runs on no sleep and baby screams" mug is for the brave souls who’ve traded rest for tiny humans who think 3AM is party time.
Why This Mug Is You:
⚡ Extreme Survival Mode – Who needs REM cycles when you have espresso?
👶 Baby-Approved Fuel – The only thing louder than your mug’s message: your child
☕ Caffeinated Desperation – Bold typography for bold exhaustion
Perfect For:
• Your 4AM zombie shuffle (from crib to coffee machine)
• Gifting to new parents (add a sympathy energy drink)
• Passive-aggressive kitchen statements (”SEE, HONEY?”)
✨ LIMITED-TIME PERKS
Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Product Details • Premium ceramic mug • 11oz capacity (perfect for your morning silence) • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Vibrant, fade-resistant print • Double-sided design for both right and left-handed users • Comfortable grip handle • Durable construction for daily use
Why You'll Love It • Perfect for morning people (after coffee) • Makes a clear statement about your coffee priorities • Features charming hand-drawn illustration • Becomes your morning communication system • Great gift for coffee lovers who value their morning ritual
Care Instructions • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • Hand washing recommended for longest-lasting print • Avoid abrasive cleaning materials
What's Included • 1 × Premium ceramic mug • Packaged in eco-friendly protective packaging • Care instructions card
Price: 18$
💫 Remember: Buy 2, get 1 FREE!
Note: The video mockup shows the design on one side for demonstration purposes only. The final product has the design printed on both sides of the mug, as shown in the photos.
